THE JON ROTHSTEIN ALMANAC: 2016-2017
Jon Rothstein is my favorite person.No one cares as much about anything as Jon Rothstein cares about college basketball. He has watched more basketball this week than I have watched in my life. He knows more about the NEC than anyone with a national byline should ever know, and it's very cool. Some of his takes are bad (THE GRADUATE TRANSFER APOCALYPSE) but some of them are, actually, very good. I respect the hell out of him.Also, he's bad at Twitter.For the uninitiated, Jon Rothstein will tweet the same metaphor about a team/coach/program/player roughly a billion times. I've gone over in my head why exactly this is true. I hope that at this point he is self parodying. More likely, he's just so sold on these metaphors being good that he thinks that tweeting them for the 800th time is actually good. I can relate because my online brand consists of roughly two jokes just repurposed for different scenarios and it's fun.Rodger Sherman wrote about ROTHSTEINISMS™ last year, focusing on basically 5 tropes: "So much ___ in ___," "Death, taxes, ___," "This is March," "Where the unexpected becomes the ordinary," and a Shakespeare quote.These are but the tip of the iceberg.Odds are, if Jon Rothstein has tweeted something, he's tweeted it many times before. Consider this piece to be edition one of the almanac of Rothstein. 2016 saw the birth of many wonderful Rothsteinisms and the reemergence of many more. I won't be including every instance of every ROTHSTEINISM™ because the internet does not have the storage space to hold that much data.Lord help us all.
"Stay hungry, stay humble."
Jon Rothstein begins every day Online by tweeting this quote. It is the OG ROTHSTEINISM™ and should be respected as such.
"Stay hungry, stay humble"
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) January 11, 2012
This is the first time Rothstein ever tweeted the now famous phrase. However, it wouldn't become a daily phrase until June of that year.
"Stay hungry, Stay humble"
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) June 22, 2012
For the better part of 4 years now, Jon Rothstein has tweeted out the same quote virtually every day. The dedication is remarkable.FIRST USED: January, 2012TIMES USED: Incalculable, at least 1,000STATUS: Active
"The door is open for Elijah"
I do not know who Elijah is. I found this trope by accident. It's true that Rothstein uses the phrase "the door is open" really frequently but so does everyone else. For some reason though, in the 2012 NCAA Tournament, the door was specifically open for "Elijah." Apparently, this is a reference to Kansas point guard Elijah Johnson while combining it with a Cup of Elijah reference. A deep cut, and a good one.
The door is open for ELIJAH!
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) March 25, 2012
The door is open for Elijah....
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) April 1, 2012
The door is open for Eljah....
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) April 3, 2012
FIRST USED: March, 2012TIMES USED: 3CURRENT STATUS: Retired
"Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits"
After his daily "stay hungry, stay humble," Rothstein tweets an inspirational quote. One of his favorites, is this one from Thomas Edison.
Quote of the day - "Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits." - Thomas Edison
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 2, 2010
"Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits." - Thomas Edison
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 29, 2016
"Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits." - Thomas Edison
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) February 15, 2016
FIRST USED: November, 2010TIMES USED: 65.CURRENT STATUS: Active
"This is only _____"
This is one that has only made the lexicon once the more familiar "This is March" was popularized and spread across the internet. College basketball is a wild sport, not just in March, and thus, Jon Rothstein has changed his go-to phrase to fit with the times.
This is ONLY November.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 12, 2016
This is ONLY November.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 28, 2016
This is ONLY December.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 29, 2016
FIRST USED: November, 2016TIMES USED: 8STATUS: Active
"College basketball NEVER disappoints"
It might be a hair early to call this a ROTHSTEINISM™, but I'm willing to pull the trigger on it. Two uses, including the all caps "NEVER," within the last few weeks including a high engagement tweet makes me think we're going to see this a lot more. It's in beta testing for now.
UConn looked dead in the water early in the second half, but then the magic of MSG took over. College basketball; it NEVER disappoints.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 6, 2016
College Basketball. It NEVER disappoints.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 29, 2016
FIRST USED: December, 2016TIMES USED: 2STATUS: In development
"Omaha. Somewhere in Middle America."
Another 2016 ROTHSTEINISM™. Creighton is in Omaha. Which, in case you were unaware, is somewhere in Middle America.
Omaha. Somewhere in Middle America.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 16, 2016
Omaha. Somewhere in middle America.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 4, 2016
Omaha. Somewhere in Middle America.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 29, 2016
FIRST USED: November, 2016TIMES USED: 6STATUS: Active
"Virginia Basketball. A Thing of Beauty."
This is the biggest lie ever propagated. Virginia basketball is ugly as sin and scoring 50 points and winning should not ever be normalized. But, hey, if watching paint dry is your thing...
Virginia basketball. A thing of beauty.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) February 26, 2015
Virginia basketball. A thing of beauty.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) March 2, 2016
Virginia basketball is not an enigma. It's a thing of beauty. https://t.co/lDuheLUR96
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 1, 2016
FIRST USED: February, 2015TIMES USED: 31STATUS: Active
"Palpable Buzz"
There's a case to be made for including "Palpable buzz" on the Rothstein Mt. Rushmore, right next to "This is March" and "Death, Taxes." It's been used for five years with alarming frequency. This is also one of the phrases that is probably being self-parodied at this point.
Indiana and @TomCrean 8-0 after win over Stetson. Buzz already palpable for next Saturday's showdown with @UKCoachCalipari and Kentucky.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 5, 2011
@McMurphyCBS still? The buzz is palpable now!
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) June 13, 2012
Greetings from North Broad Street. Here for Temple-Cincinnati. American Conference opener for both. There's a buzz. And it's palpable.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 29, 2016
FIRST USED: December, 2011TIMES USED: 189STATUS: Active
"Chris Mack: Stone Cold"
Stone Cold Steven Austin apparently has nothing on Chris Mack, who is stone cold.
Chris Mack. Stone Cold.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 15, 2016
Chris Mack. Stone Cold.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 18, 2016
Chris Mack. Stone Cold.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 29, 2016
FIRST USED: November, 2016TIMES USED: 8STATUS: Active
"This is college basketball folks."
A variant off the "This is March" theme, but different enough to deserve its own spot. Folks,,.
George Mason opened this season with losses to Colgate & Mercer. It just beat Ole Miss in Charleston. This is college basketball folks.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 19, 2015
Things you didn't think you'd see on January 18th: USC and Washington tied for first place in the Pac-12. This is college basketball folks.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) January 18, 2016
Pitt won earlier this week at Maryland. Duquesne lost earlier this week to UMBC. Duquesne just beat Pitt. This is college basketball folks.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 3, 2016
FIRST USED: November, 2015TIMES USED: 20STATUS: Active
"Villanova is like a Fortune 500 Company. It runs itself."
I'm not sure how true this is, but I'm pretty sure that Elizabeth Holmes could run IBM into the ground in, like, 7 months.
Business as usual for Villanova against Georgia Tech in Brooklyn. The Wildcats' program is like a Fortune 500 company -- it runs itself.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 27, 2015
Villanova Basketball is like a Fortune 500 company. It runs itself.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 3, 2016
Villanova Basketball is like a Fortune 500 Company. It runs itself.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 29, 2016
FIRST USED: November, 2015TIMES USED: 13STATUS: Active
"Change is the law of life."
Another "Quote of the Day" special, with one exception.
"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future." - John F. Kennedy
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 22, 2014
"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are almost certain to miss the future." - JFK
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) March 30, 2016
Very cool to see the Second Avenue Subway finally take shape on the Upper East Side. Amazing progress. Change is indeed the law of life!
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 28, 2016
FIRST USED: December, 2014TIMES USED: 18STATUS: Active
"There are many ways of going forward..."
QOTD addition.
"There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) August 8, 2016
"There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 29, 2016
"There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 28, 2016
FIRST USED: August, 2016TIMES USED: 4STATUS: Active
"The epitome of brutality"
Lose a game where you paid a team to come and take you on? Buddy.
How about this opening weekend for Siena? At Duke on 11/13 and at Wisconsin on 11/15. The epitome of brutality. No more -- no less.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) October 12, 2015
Boston College loses a a buy game at home to Nicholls. The epitome of brutality.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 12, 2016
Texas loses a buy game to Kent State. The epitome of brutality.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 28, 2016
FIRST USED: October, 2015TIMES USED: 34STATUS: Active
"Greg Gard: Silent Assassin"
My favorite assassins are the ones who scream into their phone and wear a suit of metal armor.
Greg Gard. Silent assassin.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) February 14, 2016
Greg Gard. Silent Assassin.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 28, 2016
Greg Gard. Silent assassin. https://t.co/fq5iGC1nTw
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) June 2, 2016
FIRST USED: February, 2016TIMES USED: 16STATUS: Active
"More life altering than a 10-day trip to Europe."
Jon really likes VCU home games.
A VCU home game at the Siegel Center. More life altering than a 10-day trip to Europe.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) February 14, 2016
A VCU home game at the Siegel Center. More life altering than a 10-day trip to Europe.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) March 3, 2016
A VCU home game at the Siegel Center. More life altering than a 10-day trip to Europe.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 28, 2016
FIRST USED: February, 2016TIMES USED: 9STATUS: Active
"Fills mortar between bricks"
In development this season. Stay tuned.
Glue Guy alert: NC State's Torin Dorn. Charlotte transfer could be guy that fills the mortar between the bricks. Averaging 16 PPG and 9 RPG.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 14, 2016
Amile Jefferson has 9 or more rebounds in 9 of Duke's first 13 games. Blue Devils' most indispensable player. Fills mortar between bricks.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 27, 2016
FIRST USED: November, 2016TIMES USED: 2STATUS: In development
"Blame nobody. Expect nothing. Do something."
QOTD.
"Blame nobody, expect nothing, do something." - Bill Parcells
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 1, 2014
"Blame nobody. Expect nothing. Do something." - Bill Parcells
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 22, 2015
"Blame nobody. Expect nothing. Do something." - Bill Parcells
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 27, 2016
FIRST USED: November, 2014TIMES USED: 15STATUS: Active
Angel Delgado is actually Jerry Seinfeld
Double-doubles are like residual checks.
Angel Delgado gets double-doubles as often as Jerry Seinfeld gets residual checks. #shbb
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) November 13, 2016
Angel Delgado had 12 and 13 in SHU's win over South Carolina. Gets double-doubles as often as Jerry Seinfeld gets residual checks. #shbb
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 13, 2016
Angel Delgado gets double-doubles as often as Jerry Seinfeld gets residual checks. #shbb
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 24, 2016
FIRST USED: November, 2016TIMES USED: 4STATUS: Active
"No other words are needed"
See above.
Virginia just beat Harvard --- the clear favorite in the Ivy League --- 76-27. No other words are needed.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 21, 2014
The biggest upset in the history of the NCAA Tournament. No other words are needed.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) March 18, 2016
Sunday dinner at Campagnola. No other words are needed. #OTC#UES#institutionpic.twitter.com/D1HLmFu2s8
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) September 11, 2016
FIRST USED: December, 2014TIMES USED: 9STATUS: Active
"Victory is in the struggle."
QOTD.
"Victory is in the struggle," - Bill Parcells
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) September 7, 2011
"Victory is in the struggle," - Bill Parcells
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 14, 2013
"Victory is in the struggle." - Bill Parcells
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) February 14, 2015
FIRST USED: September, 2011TIMES USED: 94STATUS: Active
Gary Clark is a problem
It's a compliment.
Gary Clark is a problem.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) January 7, 2015
Gary Clark's last five games for Cincinnati: 14.4 PPG, 10.8 RPG, shooting 53% from the field, and 50% from 3-point range. Guy is a problem.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) February 22, 2016
Gary Clark is a problem.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 2, 2016
FIRST USED: January, 2015TIMES USED: 13STATUS: Active
"Never miss the opportunity to say nothing."
QOTD.
"Never miss the opportunity to say nothing," - Anonymous
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) February 26, 2013
"Never miss the opportunity to say nothing," - anonymous
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) July 16, 2013
"Never miss the opportunity to say nothing." - anonymous
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 14, 2016
FIRST USED: February, 2013TIMES USED: 59STATUS: Active
"West Virginia basketball. Tougher than a long weekend at your in-laws."
#PRESSVIRGINIA
West Virginia basketball. Tougher than a long weekend at your in-laws.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) January 13, 2016
West Virginia basketball. Tougher than a long weekend at your in-laws.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) March 3, 2016
Tougher than a long weekend at your in-laws. https://t.co/x1WAJVTRH4
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) July 22, 2016
FIRST USED: January, 2016TIMES USED: 20STATUS: Active
"The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth."
QOTD.
"The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth." - John F. Kennedy
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) April 28, 2016
"The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth." - John F. Kennedy
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) July 6, 2016
"The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth." - John F. Kennedy
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 20, 2016
FIRST USED: April, 2016TIMES USED: 8STATUS: Active
Deveptively old.
I really don't get this one.
Texas A&M holds off Florida in College Station. Aggies are deceptively old -- start two fifth-year seniors and two true seniors. Solid team.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) January 13, 2016
Seven of VCU's 13 scholarship players are either in their junior or senior year. Rams are deceptively old. Can they shoot it well enough?
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) October 21, 2016
Colorado shows great balance in a road victory at Air Force. Buffs have the pieces to be a Pac-12 sleeper. Deceptively old basketball team.
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 20, 2016
FIRST USED: January, 2016TIMES USED: 3STATUS: Active
"Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise."
Jon is a big Frank Ocean Guy.
"Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise." - Frank Ocean
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) September 4, 2015
"Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise." - Frank Ocean
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) June 25, 2016
"Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise." - Frank Ocean
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 19, 2016
FIRST USED: September, 2015TIMES USED: 11STATUS: Active
"Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other."
QOTD.
"Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other." - John F. Kennedy
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) April 24, 2015
"Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other." - John F. Kennedy
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 8, 2015
"Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other." - John F. Kennedy
— Jon Rothstein (@JonRothstein) December 18, 2016
FIRST USED: April, 2015TIMES USED: 11STATUS: Active
The Butler Way.
Looking at the new pithy Butler-ism.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/810276930838818816https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/811751839922274304FIRST USED: December, 2016TIMES USED: 2STATUS: In development
"Lonzo Ball is like the The Godfather Epic."
You forget a third of it ever happened?https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/797415312597590016https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/798017192994422784https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/810243607009656832FIRST USED: November, 2016TIMES USED: 4STATUS: Active
"Good health is the most important thing. More than success, more than money, more than power."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/501903225097052160https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/693755556486586372https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/810077406560194560FIRST USED: August, 2014TIMES USED: 21STATUS: Active
"And here we go."
[Very Heath Ledger Joker voice]https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/9534680404https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/4423797243379713https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/693220280957710336FIRST USED: February, 2010TIMES USED: 75STATUS: Active
"The brighter the lights, the darker the shadows."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/691245382681128964https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/701392460593770496https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/703200227201683456FIRST USED: January, 2016TIMES USED: 14STATUS: Active
Appointment Television
Lots of teams have earned the distinction.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/571812671886139392https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/675900611393691648https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/797599647669846017FIRST USED: February, 2015TIMES USED: 18STATUS: Active
"If people are going out of their way to tell you what you're doing wrong then you're doing a lot of things right."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/692688168177528833https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/727456584792739840https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/733614003063152640FIRST USED: January, 2016TIMES USED: 12STATUS: Active
"I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things."
QOTD and probably the most ironic thing ever tweeted.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/765123872849092608https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/773098365387145216https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/780345972471791616FIRST USED: August, 2016TIMES USED: 5STATUS: Active
"Things do not happen. Things are made to happen."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/552812071868694528https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/750286120185958400https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/774931471614283776FIRST USED: January, 2015TIMES USED: 22STATUS: Active
"We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/752121532000919552https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/758989037126287362https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/807200779064999936FIRST USED: July, 2016TIMES USED: 7STATUS: Active
"The epitome of efficiency"
Much like the epitome of brutality, but good.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/429236296809062400https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/669595933336825857https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/806491128077971457FIRST USED: January, 2014TIMES USED: 14STATUS: Active
"The will to win is useless without the will to prepare to win."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/193769664659202049https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/736898464060219392https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/806476484269527040FIRST USED: April, 2012TIMES USED: 13STATUS: Active
"Leopards don't change their spots."
This one might be unfair, but I'm not really sure Rothstein ever uses the phrase quite right.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/42376407216697345https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/664798923027030017https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/806355297459695616FIRST USED: February, 2011TIMES USED: 4STATUS: Active
"Work ethic eliminates fear."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/651361198718500864https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/693412129777516544https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/694492924483129344FIRST USED: October, 2015TIMES USED: 20STATUS: Active
"Without struggle, there is no progress."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/333547787495030784https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/716607888483979264https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/725288164009631745FIRST USED: May, 2013TIMES USED: 33STATUS: Active
"TSA Precheck. Life altering."
Can confirm.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/489927381432291328https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/770585728828973056https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/770960468483665920FIRST USED: July, 2014TIMES USED: 33STATUS: Active
Bryant McIntosh = Aaron Craft
Two pass first, white point guards. First time I've heard that comparison.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/803449232330002432https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/800919580873019392https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/681451869550567424FIRST USED: December, 2015TIMES USED: 3STATUS: Active
Emptying the chamber in to Georgia Tech
I'm not sure what it is, but Jon Rothstein is not nice to Georgia Tech. All preseason he was singing the praises of all the teams he saw and then did this to Georgia Tech.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/787012675297480704It wasn't the end of it. Even the nice things he says have more than a tinge of backhanded-ness to them.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/802923393100156929Keep an eye on it.FIRST USED: October, 2016TIMES USED: 2? 3? Hard to say.STATUS: Dormant?
"Arduous" tasks/slates
The default "this team has a tough schedule" descriptor.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/261182510187290624https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/511514505848037376https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/802865203541147649FIRST USED: October, 2012TIMES USED: 20STATUS: Active
Brent Stover is not on Twitter.
FYI.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/678330802384408576https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/806326178013396992https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/812146933909377025FIRST USED: December, 2015TIMES USED: 15STATUS: Active
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/605004835075813376https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/729977287970574336https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/802483157039579136FIRST USED: May, 2015TIMES USED: 8STATUS: Active
"Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/645922431182471168https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/789068385220956160https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/791972774650777600FIRST USED: September, 2015TIMES USED: 13STATUS: Active
"No words."
Pretty much.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/482339008043687936https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/689417447686799361https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/812432143343304704FIRST USED: June, 2014TIMES USED: 15STATUS: Active
Noted Stock Broker Jon Rothstein
In all seriousness, his hit rate is really good.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/281274269785268224https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/671869446575759361https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/799808488046260224FIRST USED: December, 2012TIMES USED: 31STATUS: Active
Mr. Intangibles
A new man has taken the crown.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/341310151082536960https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/680830198724587523https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/799793286487666688FIRST USED: June, 2013TIMES USED: 3STATUS: Active
Flat out studs.
Featuring some guys.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/37666009552912384https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/799582667482210304https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/811941082997149705FIRST USED: February, 2011TIMES USED: 6STATUS: Active
"Whatever "it" is, he has."
Still feel like this is missing a word.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/674448183552950272https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/798504085657817088https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/799241908803420160FIRST USED: December, 2015TIMES USED: 5STATUS: Active
"More focused than Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive."
Rothstein was ready to go all in on this one but then Rhode Island went and got hurt/bad.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/798343288369483776https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/799072853299707907FIRST USED: November, 2016TIMES USED: 2STATUS: Retired
Don't bet against Mike Brey.
Otherwise you'll get your head kicked in.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/756582586420527104https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/797509993046085632https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/799070302659575808FIRST USED: July, 2016TIMES USED: 3STATUS: Active
Summon Colonel Jessup
IT'S A CODE REDhttps://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/27547753328414720https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/543875827583418368https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/798347428126670848FIRST USED: January, 2011TIMES USED: 9STATUS: Active
"The dogs bark, but the caravan marches on."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/418973998244851712https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/419085047572856833https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/799581887899508736FIRST USED: January, 2014TIMES USED: 68STATUS: Active
Your favorite team/coach is a Rubik's Cube
The reasons why change.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/369087283191750657https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/789465679422377986https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/797517087606448128FIRST USED: August, 2013TIMES USED: 10STATUS: Active
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men."
QOTD.https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/574542782414594048https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/730357052141375489https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/796332841642639360FIST USED: March, 2015TIMES USED: 7STATUS: Active